Thursday, August 18, 2011

how to travel



When taking a road trip It is important to remember that you have absolutely no ties to anyone anymore. That is once you’ve hit the road. All types and forms of responsibility are now nonexistent. When this philosophy of travel is taken it yields unending paths for you to waste your time (life) on. Feel free to stop anywhere at any time. Remember no one will ever know what you do while on the road. Let go. Let go folks. Let go of your previously held beliefs about your sexual orientation. Go a step further even. And release all ideas that you have decided to invent about sexual morals and values. What I’m saying here is don’t pass by any opportunity that may yield in you getting your rocks off. Whether it be by clitoral, vaginal, penile, or prostatel stimulation. Open yourself (asshole (wheelhouse) ) up to new experiences (objects (spiritual experiences) ). Enjoy yourself. If you drive a manual transmissioned vehicle your already halfway there. Or if you recently received a car from your mom via your grandfather because all of your previous attempts at purchasing a car on your own have failed, even though for a 28 yr. old or something and should be well able to do that type of shit by yourself, probably should have read something along the lines of how to succeed in life OR REALLY - how to gain a strong inner core,then you need to soil the fuck out of that car already. Physically and spiritually soil it. Soil your pants that will get you started. Used a gear shifter to get you moving  ;). Make sure to stop at only the seediest rest stops. Spend at least 2 hours in the bathroom. Stand in the back stall with the door open and your pants down. This will help you meet new friends. Remember to take as much time possible getting to your destination. Feel free to back track. Realize you have forgotten the quap of yerba mate your friend requested you bring back and turn yourself around and go fucking get it! If you forget that shit he will be pissed! Look for all opportunity’s to get side tracked and waste time. If you are in the position where you can take this much time off of your “job” then you most likely have already developed the very specific skill set (lack of) that is useful in doing this. When you get to your destination make sure you your rats are not dead (who Is feeding them right now?) Then hang out with your friends and be all glowy from having experienced numerous new sexual/spiritual experiences while one the road. Rub this in there mundane faces. They will not care but maybe act interested if you catch them after they come home from one of their cult meetings.  Then go back to your 11-2 job 4 days a week.