Superdog

There are a few things that must be mentioned about the success of any hotdog man. First being that they have some experience with male prostitution. Without this:-- failure is eminent. How the F do you expect to sell other people meat if you can’t even sell your own meat to other people. The quickest way to succumb to the temptations of selling your sweet ass for a buck is to live a life full of self indulgent excess. Eat lodes of crap whenever you can, take bottles of OTC cough syrup everyday for at least a year straight. This will give you a good start. Don’t bother with heroin and that other shit, they’ll be plenty of time for you later. Good old robotussin and the likes should bring you where you need to be.

The technicalities of hotdog making will come in time. The subtle hotdog dynamics of dealing with your coworkers, like that creepy dude stu, who you still don’t what the fuck is up with that guy anyway, are extremely difficult to manage, your experience in the field prior will give you the tools necessary to deal with their massive amount of shit. For instance let’s say Gary is being a bitch, Charlene is being a more than usual bitch, and Stu is in the back sexting his gf pics of 5 superdogs insterted inside himself. Wft Stu?!?! Are you going to freak out? Are you going to smash the pickle jar on the nearest fat mans’ head and walk out in a blaze of resentment and fear? If you do it again, I’m going to freak out. Or will know what to do. Inherently know how to handle the situation. Will the right answer come to you in your dreams while you sleep with Stu? So do it again. It won’t if you don’t get out there and sling your streat meat around a little first. Sure everyone thinks it’s easy to sell hotdogs. Just trying selling a hotdog without having your cock sucked at least 4 times against your will for money!!! Just try! Failure, guaranteed. Balls deep on a hotdog.

Once you’ve spent a few years in a total drug smothered haze you’ll will hopefully wind up in a situation where you are beyond gone, almost full circle into the realm of reason again, that you start questioning your own sexual preferences। This only needs to be done to the extent where you are able to imagine a glamorous life as a kept boy for some rich sugar daddy. Being fed all the OTC tussin and No2 your sweet little ass can handle. Once this seems like a reasonable life situation: hit the streets. Hit em hard. Get on a bus and head south, if your already south that’s good, should yield you the territory your looking for. and an an and and allthe nitrous your sweet little ass can handle. Make sure that when you get off the bus you are on the border of black out and almost incapable of producing thought or speech. Sit somewhere, become available. When you’re available; willing to give it up, they will know, and they will come. Some nice young middle aged lationo man, Frank for example, will pull up in that van he drives at the DTC he works at. Get in van, don’t worry Frank’s a nice guy, just looking for a good time, you’re the fuck up here, don’t you forget that!, that victum bullshit will get you know-where in hotdog land. Hang out, with him, try to wager some sort, of deal involving your ass for large amounts of cocaine and heroin, large amounts. Frank might think this is preposterous but come one, don’t you know who I am? Show him your cock, it will be (rock hard) flaccid like a big snail from all the syrup pumping through your veins (sic) like sludge. Making it physiological impossible to get an erection. No matter how soft Franks lips are or how cute that mustache is. Don’t worry he’s not going to want to have anything to do with that mess. Come on.

Get out and go away. In the near future get you shit together (http://readersavy.blogspot.com/2011/05/how-to-not-drink-like-pig.html). Your now ready to handle all the bullshit and harassment those fuckers can throw down your throat. Sell those hotdogs. Don’t ever forget what’s out there, be grateful that you get to choose when a wiener goes in your mouth now. Just make sure Stu hasn’t plugged them up his ass, unless you’re into that kidnd of thing. I love you.