Friday, June 17, 2011

Making decisions


Folks making decisions can be hard. We all know this. E.g.
     
           Drinking the suggested amount of OTC cough syrup or the entire bottle 
       
           Taking a blow J from the random bro offering it to you while you walk down the street to go use the free computers at the community center 
    
            Buying the first car you find on the car version of backpages.com or shopping around for a more sensible less whorish of a car. But you do feel a connection to anything prostitutish don’t you?
         
            Adopting nearly every pet people offer up to the ether or realizing that maybe it isn’t a good idea to have 23 various animals living in your 1bdrm apt 
    
              Staying up till 2 hours before you need to shove hotdogs up the mouths of the faces of the public who look up at you eagerly like the girl in HS who was just way to sexually charged for that small town, which is full of losers and baby she’s pulling out to win, as she looks longingly up to the cold eyes of the sofla db paying her 500 bucks to star in her first feature film. Or going to bed at a reasonable time 

             Being a homeless drunk pig or reading readily available life transforming web lit.

There are formulas available in making these critical decisions

        Thinking that you are thinking critically and subjectively while in fact you are entire wrapped up in self so far that you’re blinded to the fact that continuing this process will eventually  lead you to make a decisions such as the first example above.

         Thinking about these decisions while lying in your bed at night, make sure your not really giving these decisions all of your attention. Fade in and out of consciousness. Veer way off track with thoughts about butts

        Asking these guys

 if you take nothing else from the deep insite presented here please take head to the final sugestion

Loose your self entirely in articles about ALBUMS which contain songs

1 comment:

  1. I thought after an week of following your directions I would start to see the promises come true, instead all I see is the endlessly gaping black hole of my cellmate. He IS terrifying me, he IS taking me at his will, and he is NOT using loob

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