Achievement

     What happened to that guy who was all excited about driving stick shift? (THIS GUY)Did his shift run out? Or are you still sodomizing yourself with that oiled up gear shifter of yours? Ok readersavyletsgofolks.com would like to show exactly what happens when you start watching your waist band and stop watching the faces of your friends grow old and hairy. This is “How to not be an idiot by writing idiot things about your money (cum) guzzling car and get back in the sack with that hot chick from 2A."

• First eat some fruit this will give you sustenance, further more when people see you eating this fruit they will think you know what you’re doing. This is key if we want to achieve the goal.

• 2^nd tattoo the c word (even savyreaderokbuttface.com isn’t going to print that) on/into your inner lower lip (sic). This will confuse the fuck out of people. Those gawkers of life who are rarely phased will be totally at loss for words. This is good. Catch em off guard. Then you can sneak in there and really show em what’s cooking.

• 3rdly go hamster

• 4^th know exactly what you’re doing. (How to achieve this) This will lead you to utter failure, humiliation, depravation, and near insanity. It’s a good thing; this will set you up for a significant psychic change to enable you to fuck with them in a real meaningful way. Fucking c word!!

• FIFTH graders

• Sixth link to funny blogs that you think are funny sometimes. This will generate steam for your blog somehow. Networking bitched!

• 7 run it up the flag pole of your ass and see whose prostate it stimulates enough to achieve success in the business world

1. 8 at these business mtgs before the mtgs read some proof positive literature on how to get your shit together. If not it’s going to be a big latent sexual desire springing mess.(HOW TO!)

• 9 drink MASSIVE amounts of OTC Cough Syrup this year of high school. It is a wasteful year and depressing time. You won’t want to be around for this.

• 10 further more as soon as one sensed or tastes the onset of puberty begin step 9, some things, just fuckingreadokfolkssavyballs.org.uk.eatit

Should this be published on the world wide double you. You decide. This is about you. It better not be if you want to make it. If you want to make past that next bottles of OTC dextromethorphan you pass. Put that syrup on your pancakes.